I'm Dancing by Myself

I’m dancing by myself whoop, whoop,

Ain’t nobody watching, I’m all alone;

Doing the doo wop shoop, shoop,

Most un-adult like if it must be known.

But there’s the dog looking at me weird

As I’m grooving across the floor;

Now for take-off I’ve been cleared,

Man, this old engine can still roar.

Michael Jackson ain’t got nothing on me,

The stereo’s cranked louder than loud;

Like a lunatic I’m dancing free –

I must say even the dog was wowed.

But of course to secrecy he’s been sworn,

That dog of mine the tales he could tell,

And so I go on dancing up a storm,

‘Cause that dog accepts, I’m crazy as hell.