Retirement what a wonderful thing,
Time at last is my very own;
Sometimes I just want to sing,
Such freedom I have never known.
You know a lifetime to get here,
Now short myself I will not sell;
This is my promise loud and clear,
This man, I intend to do it well.
Upon retirement I will put my stamp,
In big letters it will say ‘APPROVED’;
Now my style ain’t nobody going to cramp
‘Cause all the assholes I’ve finally removed.
