In the park a dog and master,
From a distance the other day,
Then I saw it was my pastor
Teaching his dog to sit and stay.
And so it was I watched a while
From a distance and out of sight,
And you know it was I had to smile
The dog was giving a damn good fight.
Yep, the poor old pastor now was pleading,
Beseeching that dog to behave,
But I tell you it wasn't heeding,
And I wondered if it could be saved.
Until the Lord himself I swear
The pastor angrily began to speak,
And though a miracle I'd like to share,
The dog just sniffed and took a leak.
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