Jacuzzi Man

A word about Jacuzzi Man

All wrinkled sitting in his tub;

I don’t know why I give a damn

But the wrong way he just seems to rub.

A man of leisure you could say,

Floating in his water’s warm;

And all the hours he whiles away,

It just seems way beyond the norm.

But one day he invited me

To come and sit inside his tub,

Well, of course it was I had to see,

So I passed up on the pub.

And with Jacuzzi Man I floated,

Drinking beer just him and me,

All afternoon it should be noted,

And not once did I get up to pee.