A nipple tweaker has J Lo;
I'm not kidding, I saw it on TV!
With her entourage he goes -
Man that's something to be!
How much would a job like that pay?
What qualifications do you need?
Soft hands I'd have to say
And perhaps long fingers to knead.
Now my hands are a little rough,
And my fingers may be a tad short,
But I have been working on some stuff
And for this job I'll gladly report.
Oh yes, I've been working out,
Exercising these fingers non-stop.
Yes Jennifer, I have no doubt,
As a tweaker, I'm the cream of the crop.
So call me Jen, we'll do lunch,
And your nipples I'll make them perk.
Yes, a great team I have a hunch,
And with you I'd love to work.
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